Comical Observations from the BC 04/30/09

key guide:
BC=Belmont Clubhouse/pool area
Belmontian=Resident

best BC moment:
Ash and I brought bagels and a bag of Doritos down to the pool to snack on while we soaked up the sun. As we were laying there sunglasses on, ipods in, faces in our books, munching on bagels, our favorite Belmontian--whom we have since lovingly nicknamed D-Dud--came up and started talking to us. The conversation went as follows:

DD: hey what's up girls
US: oh, you know, just enjoying the sun
DD: yeah bummer it's cloudy right now. ha. Oh hey, you brought Doritos out here.
US: (still munching on bagels) Yup, just in case we're still hungry.
DD: (picks up the bag of doritos, flips it over...AND STARTS READING OFF THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION!!!) Yeah, I'm not really eating as much carbs and stuff right now with the image I'm going for.
ME: (no longer able to contain laughter)
DD: seriously though.
US: oh...well.......that's nice.

most bizarre:
After spending the entire day at the pool, Ash and I were about to leave, when suddenly we look up and a guy is walking into the pool area holding an ALLIGATOR. Yes, a real, live alligator. Granted, it was only about 3 feet long...but still. Shocked? Most definitely. The shock only increased as we shamelessly gawked at him as he put his alligator into the pool! As in the pool that we had been swimming in earlier. I think our thought process was the same. oh. my. gosh.

best quote:
Random girl in pool, talking to a guy she was with: "oh my gosh your nipples are like seriously close together." The look on the boy's face was priceless.


Oh the entertainment we find at the BC.