TweetHeart

This is by far the best random Twitter follower request I've received.

1. African American means black, right? umm does she look black to you? didn't think so.

2. 200 lbs? Does she moonlight as a linebacker?

3. How on earth did she find me?

4. Apparently I need to change my prof pic since she thinks I'm a lesbo.

5. Did I click through to her profile? Umm...you know you would too.

6. If you're looking for love without all the games, I know a girl...